Score: 8

"A Newgrounds Classic"

submission: Office Chimp

date: November 24, 2009

Cheap productions, hilarious when it wants to be, with lots of familiar faces... doth I smelleth awesomeness? Unfortunately, I'm afraid that your game is an acquired taste: the "relationships" with the anime characters, the only point for repeat plays, will only appeal to, naturally, fans of the respective animes. The jokes only Intarnets users will understand. It becomes outstandingly difficult to pass on to CEO. I managed to pass most of the other levels, but got stuck there. I could only pass it with the help of two of your cheats (first daDDY and then kissmequick).

In the end, however, it is a decent-enough game, and it nets you 8 stars and 4 Picos.

Well,
ETERNAL RIGHTEOUSNESS, MA BREDREN

Score: 10

"Magnificent, full of possibilities"

submission: Hex Empire

date: June 4, 2009

You, my good man, are a strategy-game god in the making. Your gameplay is impeccably engrossing, letting the player develop his/her own strategy and tactics. My favorite is the "Pythagorean" pincer, where I fight two simultaneous fronts... gets the computer every time. The AI is a good challenge, though it's easy to outmaneuver or outwit, perfect for both starters and masters alike.

I find your attention to details beautiful and fun. I noticed that whenenver a battle took place, the area around it seemed to die/become war-torn, with gravestones and green-to-brown ground. Believe me, my friend/anyone playing the game, that makes all the difference in war: EVERYONE becomes affected.

One thing I think the game would need is a compelling story, or anything that takes the customization of the gameplay and perhaps make it aesthetic: naming your capital, your faction, yourself, giving your nation/people a story, etc. Also, campaign modes would be perfect, especially if you model it on real-life locations. And also, engrossing the player more into the battles would be great (if you know Advanced Wars, something along those lines).

Score: 10

"Funniest of the Three!"

submission: The Real Legend 3

date: April 30, 2009

While the concept is not very new, you manage to breathe new life into it with all of the great gags and the really frickin' awesome timing behind 'em. Also... It's amazing you actually made Navi so effin' hot! I mean, how did it go from "annoying blue bug-thing" to "holy s***, there's something wrong with my pants!"? And Link is actually so much more likeable now that he's some loser... just like the people who control him! Nah, joking, joking...

But... one question... why are the Gorons MEXICAN?

Score: 10

"Ahhh, repeat!!!"

submission: Jazzy Song

date: May 13, 2008

Too much repetition technique... but not bad at all.

Score: 6

"Wuh??"

submission: Woot. I don't know.

date: April 7, 2008

What the heck was that all about?